If you give a Mum a Muffin

If you give a Mum a Muffin
She will want a cup of Coffee to go with it
Her 2 year old will spill the Coffee, She'll wipe it up
Wiping the floor, She'll find dirty socks
She'll remember she has laundry to do

When she puts the laundry in the Washing Machine, She'll trip over shoes and bump into the Freezer.
Bumping into the Freezer will remind her She has to plan dinner.
She'll get out a kilo of Mince and look for her Cookbook(101 things to do with Mince)
The Cookbook is sitting under a pile of mail
She'll see the phone bill, which is due tomorrow and look for her Checkbook
Her Checkbook is in her Handbag that is being dumped out by her 2 year old She'll smell something funny
She'll change her 2 year old's nappy
While She is changing the nappy, the phone will ring

Her 5 year old will answer the phone and then hang up
She'll remember She wants to phone a friend for a chat and a Coffee
Thinking of the Coffee will remind her that She was going to have a cup..



And chances are...


If she has a cup of Coffee
Her Kids would have already eaten the muffin that went with it!

And I would not have it any other way...Have a Wonderful Mothers Day to all the Mums in Blogland:)
oxo Cate